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kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.
come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!
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The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.
Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)
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According to Google Translate, this phrase means "I want to eat ass". Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life". I love you in Spanish is "te quiero".
Boy: Te quiero
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo
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The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:
"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
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i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me
when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napkien"
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A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"
joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"
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orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"
"hey, sup yo dog money!"
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