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Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine November 16, 2008

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


i walk with a stick i walk with a gun

a meme on tiktok and instagram originating from twisty p i think
its basically a song that goes "i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun! i shoot niggas for fun, i stay in yo block you gon stay in mah block"
do keep in mind that hes WHITE AS A CRACKER.
this meme is comeyd

9/10 best meme so far from titok

i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun
i shoot niggas for fun
i stay in yo block you gon stay in my block

by the cooler penguin27 January 15, 2022

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Girl you dangerous like a gun

A Jamaican meaning for a girl who has aids

"Youre such a whore, girl you dangerous like a gun"

by Babyballxxxxx May 27, 2014

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 22, 2010


Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ΰͺ½Ο„Ξ±Π²

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Why wont you publish boom gun

Please its kinda funny

Me: Please why wont you publish boom gun its funny

by Spaoggers April 22, 2020


Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nΠ°me November 16, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž