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Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.

I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.

by Greasy Nigga April 2, 2014


flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

by Singletracker May 26, 2016


Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011


Fugue-Turkey

1. A classical musician with a clear baroque emphasis regardless of repertoire (eg playing Joplin in baroque meter)

2. A confident musician specializing in baroque era (particularly Bach) music

“Did you hear Davyyd in the practice room? He didn’t tell me he was a fugue-Turkey!”

“What a let-down. The concert was supposed to be indie-pop but the lead singer did all the interludes like a fugue-Turkey.”

by Classical_FT March 27, 2022


Fugue Turkey

Someone who really excels at playing fugues. But a bit old fashioned. Someone who rips a fugue double time on the piano

Did you see that guy shredding the shit out of that fugue? He is a Fugue Turkey

by Multorit March 27, 2022


twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey

Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey

by Bigvernindahouse May 31, 2018


turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017