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Where to start…Emilie is manipulative liar that will constantly try to seek everyone’s attention. And to put it plainly she is just downright annoying. Her stories can get a bit whack to the point that you realize that she is just LYING AGAIN. She is quite the opposite of loyal, and you should never trust your secrets with her. She is a TWO FACED NUISANCE. To put it in Khloe Kardashian’s words: “LIARRRRRRRRR!”.
Emilie is a liar.
The girl you can’t trust with your secrets is Emilie.
Emilie is a sexy piece of ass. You know you want that shit (;
A funny sexy amazing person.
Fuck yea you know it
If you got an Emilie in your life man never let her go.
Guy 1: Whos that hot piece of ass?
Guy 2: Idk man she must be an Emilie.
An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
Person 1: Wow, that woman is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, she's, like, 2% of how awesome Emilie is.
Emilie is a danish name pronounced nothing like “Emily”. English speakers who spell “Emily” like “Emilie” are just too lazy to find anything original. Also probably mostly a French name, but whatever. Now it’s Danish.
American Emilie: Hi my name is Emily
Real Emilie: *annoyed in Danish*
emilie likes fictional characters. Especially Kenma Kozume
someone: wanna hang out ?
emilie: ...
A girl who love to hang around older people, hangs with boys because they are “less dramatic”. But boy does she know her way around a group.
You gonna pull an Emilie with your new friends
Emilie Is a big bitch even more when she’s from tunisia
Emilie is a bitch