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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah
Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”
Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”
hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)
guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....
guy/gal (2): Yuh
Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter
Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well
Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard