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inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
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Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
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Arguably the most talented Trance music producer and DJ in the world. He was voted world's #1 DJ for 2005 by DJ Mag, dethroning the former hat-trick #1, Tiesto.
Born in East Berlin, Paul van Dyk (or PvD, as he is affectionately known among Trance lovers) has been spinning and recording for over a decade, and recurrently sells out stadiums and/or clubs all across the world. He is commonly referred to as "The Godfather of Trance" by electronic music veterans.
The author of this definition worships Paul van Dyk and the ground he walks on. #1 DJ? Most definitely!
Notable CD releases include Seven Ways, Out There and Back, The Politics of Dancing (1 & 2), and Reflections.
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Weird ass monkey that always pops up in nickelodeon shows that says "hi I'm Paul."
hi im paul is pretty muchj ust an old meme that is used when someone asks for your name!
Friend: Hey man, what's your name?
You: Hi I'm Paul!
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A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!
when you announce you hit a milestone or certain amount of followers but right when you do that you lose followers
"hey dude ! I hit 900 followers on instagram!"
"no you didnt you lost em- you just did a jake paul"
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Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.
Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"
Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"
Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."
Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."
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