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A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
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The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby
I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night
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A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.
Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!
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Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
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This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.
A Puerto Rican shower is me pissing all over y’all racists ass heads.
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When at Vassar, somebody passes out and falls face flat on a shower floor. The sheer force from impact combined with the regular amount of semen residue on the shower floor at any given time would give the person a Vassar Shower Bukkake (also known as a VSB).
When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.
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To take a shower with another person. The perceived intention is to appear environmentally friendly by trying to save water, while the true intention is to have shower sex.
What a great run Sarah! Why don't you just shower at my place? We make it an Al Gore shower. The savings on my water bill with be off the hook!
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