When you cum in a bucket and mix it with green food coloring then proceed with said "bucket" to throw it on your bros girls face while yelling SLIIIME TIIIME!!!
"Hey bro remember when you went to Nickelodeon Studios and got slimed?...Well its about to be slime time for your girl"
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the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning
John stayed sober so he could be the time keeper for his party buddys.
this is when you look at the clock and you see the numbers being opposite, for example. 10:01, 21:12, etc. When seeing the "opposite time" you must message your "time buddy" "OPPOSITE TIME" on the opposite time. By doing this you are pleasing the opposite time God's, if you miss the time there is a chance that the time God's might kill you.
IT'S OPPOSITE TIME!
The ex your still talking to
Karen: I still talking to my ex
Rachel: your ex is a waste of time drop him
Someone who says they will be ready in 10 minutes but is ready 4 hours later.
Bob: Hey are we playing at 7pm?
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.