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A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain
you are a Adam man in the hood
A little bitch boy who has the muscle toning of a fucking stick, if you punch him he'll fold in half like an omlette. But his dick is like a fire hose (valve included)
Caleb Adams, The defintion of a human stick
Guy 1: bro i heard you got in a fight after school, you good?
Guy 2: Nah im fine i fought a "caleb adam"
Guy 1: Damn that must of not been a fight that was a beating
Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways
1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire
why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp
Guy X: Have you seen that new Adam Sandler movie, it's great
Guy Z: Isn't that white eddie murphy
One of the most amazing actors of this generation. He’s been in such award winning movies such as grown ups, pixels, waterboy and umm idk grown ups 2? People hate on this guy for no reason at all, while they hate on Adam, siting on there couch eating a bunch of chips in the side, Adam Sandler is stealing bitches left and right and also banged you’re mom. Some people say Punch-Drunk Love is a amazing film because of Adam Sandler but I saw no fart jokes so it’s not a good movie
RussianPig (guy who also talked about Adam Sandler) : what’s that one movie with Adam Sandler farting on a guy in the face
Me: oh that the movie “Click”
RussianPig: oh ok