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Take you're sweet time doing something.
*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
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An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!
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A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.
Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.
It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.
Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.
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A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.
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My friend was being a bitch so I made him suck my asshole
shut the fuck up larry or your about to suck my asshole
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Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome
-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week
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(v.) sex position in which a hit of “tobacco” is inhaled, then exhaled into another’s rectum in order to soon be followed by a resulting and successful bong asshole queef
Dude, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the most righteous bong asshole queef.
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