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blowing your nose

Usually whenever your nose gets runny, you grab a tissue, put it against your nose and blow thru your nose, this technique is called 'blowing your nose'.

1. Where's a tissue, I need to blow my nose
2. When are you going to stop using all the tissues, You keep on blowing your nose

by Dr. Watson May 5, 2007

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Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

by Barney F. January 18, 2010

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the blow hole

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.

get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby

by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014

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jesus blow

jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.

" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"

"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca

by Gerald L. May 15, 2008

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Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 26, 2017

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sno blowing

When a male partner ejaculates in a female partner's mouth and then the female partner kisses the male partner and transfers the fluid back to the male partner.

Jerry was being a jerk to Sally, so she got even by Sno Blowing him.

by bicarbonate March 11, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

by Batlips October 26, 2013

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