Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
A man who actively seeks a woman who has a yeast infection to give her oral sex.
I’ve been a bread hound ever since I first got a whif of my ex during her yeast infection.
It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.
This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.
"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty
man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
When you promise your friends that we’re going to get a #victoryroyal In fortnite or any battle royal game.
“Let’s get this bread boys”
“We got this bread boys”
When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.
Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!
Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you
Dude I just did like a shit ton of cheeze bread I'm so high rn