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Voting for him is like looking at porn. No-one admits to doing it but somebody must be doing it.
John- i didn't vote for him.
Tom -i didn't vote for him.
Harry- i didn't vote for him.
Mary- i didn't vote for him.
Jane- i didn't vote for him.
Reporter-George Bush has been re-elected for President.
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A bush near the subway that nafariously smells of jizz
''Has any one walked past that bush that smells of spuff?''
''Oh yeah,the cum bush''
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Another word for a female virgin.
Oh man, last night I shucked this Bush Oyster!
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Most internet nerds have similar hobbies... They usually include listening to garbage rock music, obsessing over anime, and bashing President Bush, declaring him the worst President ever despite having only lived under a grand total of 3 different Presidents.
Bush bashing usually includes the infamously popular 'Bush is a monkey' picture, as well as the 'village idiot' factor. In reality, Bush went to Yale, which is a pretty damn fine University for a 'moron chimpanzee' to go to.
Many of them have really no legit reason to bash President Bush. Although Bush has had plenty of questionable moves in his terms, few of them have affected internet nerds directly. None of them are physically fit to go to war if there ever WAS a draft (which there won't be), none of them will ever get laid and have to worry about their partner getting an abortion, and few of them if any have jobs and even if they did, the 'tax breaks for the rich' (what?) aren't going to effect them... particularly because EVERYONE got tax breaks and a big tax return.
Even worse are the ones that don't even live in America, and reside in such politically important places (NOT) such as Canada, New Zealand, or the United Kingdom (has-been empire). Bush is our problem, if he even is one... do you see me bitching about clubbing seals, or price hikes in tea and crumpets?
HellRaiserANnihaihAIlator339873839xx3987NATURAL BORN KILLAHS CLAN: Yeah, Bush is such a stupid President. He is going to war with the savages who just slaughtered 5000 of our own people on our soil... what a warmonger. If I had a job outside of Counterstrike, I'm sure he'd find a way to steal my legal tender too because it is so evil.
Foreigner: Yes, Bush is ze warmonger! He attacked the country that my glorious former genocidical power of a nation was making millions off of in shady deals with. DOWN WITH BUSH!
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Someone who 51% of Americans are not allowed to criticise, and someone who the other 49% should probably not criticise because they were apathetic enough to allow him to win.
Also someone who clueless lefties target because its easy to and everyone else is.
"God i hate George Bush"
"Shut up you psuedo-lefty"
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Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.
Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president
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