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A call of duty gamer tag of a retarded 2years old
Paw sow cow:
Extremely retarded kid who uses dam words as names in online video games
Good to hear from people who watched the video and I will be at the meeting tonight but if you want
To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
Cow Flapping
William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
A dog named Cheese, who makes noises like a cow. The breed is a Rotten Hound.
it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies
what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow