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The act of being so drunk that you sit in the floor, indian style, with an ice bucket between your legs. This ice bucket then becomes a vomit receptacle.
I was so ice bucket drunk, that instead of praying to the porcelain gods, I meditated to the metal buddha!
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When you're attracted to someone whilst both or at least one of you are drunk, and you almost hook up but don't for one reason or another, unrequited drunk attraction is when you still feel that underlying attraction towards said person even after the alcohol has drained out of your liver. AKA, the next day, week, month, etc.
Patti: I'm not interested in him, I still just really want to hook up with him ever since that night when we were so wasted and he wanted to hook up with me but we got interrupted...
Andrea: That must be a case of unrequited drunk attraction.
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1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.
2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"
Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."
Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"
Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"
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While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.
After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.
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a girl who you never see not wasted out of their minds and thinks its attractive to get on as many guys who usually arent as drunk as her in a night
Mariah is a totally drunk slut who hooks up with over four guys a night.
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The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.
-What are you doing tonight?
-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.
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The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.
Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.
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