Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
You see that guy over there pulling all bitches? Yeah he’s a Dylan.
Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with
Dylan: Hi/ when u first meet him. Dylan: WASSSSSSS UPPPPPPP/ after a year of knowing him
a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.
that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead
A Dweeb
Person 1: Hey you talked to Dylan lately?
Person 2: Yes, He's such a dweeb.
Dylan is some kid that is nice but sometimes he will never shut up about anything
Shut up Dylan
Dylan is an amazing guy he will be shy around your family but will always be happy to be around you.
Dylan does not get caught like ever his real name is NAC but this will not be if you have a 69 looking ass come around and snitch.
He talks to you like your one of the "bros" but he has respect for you.
He really loves you and he is really like really overprotective with his middux.
Is that dylan he is taking care of his middux