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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.

AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024


El shitto loco

When you eat spicy Mexican chicken taquitos and you have to run and take a crazy shit

Blake . “Man I had to go el shitto loco after those taquitos last night.”

by Agentco March 29, 2022


El Famoso O

you already know the definition

El Famoso O declares war against the jews

by milkmankilla September 24, 2023


El Chezidente

Known as the leader of French Korea, established royalty from street cats and other feral animals.

"How dare you mock the son of El Chezidente!"

by InSinneridious January 17, 2021


El pasador de oro

An absolute truth that cannot be revealed

Snitch: el pasador de oro

Macconi: say this shit again and I'll kill you

by mf948423 July 8, 2022


El Tovar

The best hotel in Grand Canyon South Rim,AZ,USA

I once worked as a busser in El Tovar,great view there!

by mingmingmingmingmingming June 21, 2009


El-yazid

El-yazid is a name given to the chillest motherfucker ever he is calm and smart. He has a Big Dick an Will steal your girl. Hé also has great style and girls like his drip.

He is zo fly whe is that, he is el-yazid.

by realllll2356 November 21, 2021