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Cans that are given out to a child every Friday of the week
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Is the act of you and your significant other both ordering separate meals and then splitting each meal with each other hints both get equal pleasure.
Did you and your wife have a great time 69ing your food last night?
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I am going to punch you right in your food box if you don't get over here.
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Once an angel food cake has been penetrated, it is no longer an angel food cake.
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A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
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As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!
I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.
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Being treated like an utter pice of scum useless to others being of no use to anyone and not being worthy of life
Yeah man, my boss is treating my like wet food stamp
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