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Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome
Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.
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When the blankets or comforter on a bed do not reach the end of the mattress or become maladjusted so that the feet of the person laying in the bed are either uncovered or not covered completely. Interferes with a good night's rest and causes discomfort.
I don't care for that style of blanket, it is too short and always gives me foot draft.
Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
To be kicked.
"I heard you broke up with Sara."
"Yeah. She got the foot."
Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.
“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”