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Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain
"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"
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Jesus Back derives from a song recorded in 2011 named "Tupac Back" by recording rap-artists Meek Mill and Rick Ross from MMG (Maybach Music Group).
According to the Bible Jesus will return at the end of times to save all the good souls. As believed it's going down for a lot of people by then because no one surely knows wether they are going to heaven or not.
By saying "Jesus Back", you simple mean to say that "it is going down", "It's on" or Shit's is on". Pretty much things in that nature, the meaning of Jesus Back varies per sentence, you'll have to be sharp to catch what the person meant when he/she says the word. "Jesus Back" can be used in both a negative way and a positive way.
This word is also hashtaggable as #JesusBack
Example 1:
Girl: "I just wanted to tell you that I got Chlamydia and Herpes"
Guy: "Yo, Yo, Yo what you say? You better hope I ain't got that shit because if it's so it's Jesus Back on yo ass"
(Probably how the Rihanna and Chris Brown convo went down before he got the test results back)
Example 2
Guy #1: "Yo I just saw Ray Ray drunk as fuck yelling at a bunch of 5-0 and telling them they need to go cornhole they momma's....We need to go help him brotha!"
Guy #2: "Naw cuz Fuck that! Jesus Back! He's definitely gonna get Rodney King'ed now and I ain't getting my ass beat for no snitch. Let's move out before the coppers mistake us as his friends and busts some caps in ours asses like we're Sean Bell"
Girl #1: "Girl I just won 20 million dollars by playing lottery"
Girl #2: "Oh girl Jesus Back, Oh lord, Jeeeesuuuus Back!"
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Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.
When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
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A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.
Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.
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noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
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A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.
I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.
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(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
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