Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog
A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.
Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'
Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.
A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned