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A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
An underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the Psycho Clown Brothers. He releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows "Monitoring Cell 13" and "Late Night Clown Show" with his long time comedy partner Gigglechopz the Clown. Unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe comedy style being a very "aquired taste". He almost always appears in his attire as a creepy looking clown for both his music, and his shows.
Norgoth: I heard a comedy song last night by some guy dressed as a creepy looking clown. Do you know him?
Gornoth: Yea, that's Happy Vim the Clown. I think. He's a lunatic.
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The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
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A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.
That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.
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When you fart in your car with the windows rolled up before paying at a drive-thru window
I farted while I was counting my money in line at a drive-thru window at McDonald's. I had to roll the window down to pay for my meal and BAMM! Reverse Happy Meal!
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British TV show which American's constantly refer to as "The British version of Jackass", even though the original release date of 14/01/2000 precedes the the original release date of Jackass by almost 8 months, and the quality of humour is staggeringly higher due to the genius that is Dom Joly.
British person: "If you like your comedy shows, you should give Trigger Happy T.V. a watch...it's one of the funniest programmes ever."
American: "ye dude isnt that totally like the british version of jackass?"
British person: "Stupid yank."
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A happy meal box filled with random drugs & paraphernalia
Johnny was so excited when he received a "Compton Happy Meal" that no one ever saw him again!!
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