What In The Nine Hells?

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

Abbreviated: WITNH?

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

12👍 19👎

Fine as hell

Amia

Damn amia is fine as hell

2👍 9👎

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

3👍 3👎

Special hell

An adjective used to describe a pairing that is so inherently wrong yet you're shipping them anyway.

Girl 1: I'm watching the torture scene between Bellatrix and Hermione in HP7...god I ship them so hard.

Girl 2: That's some special hell right there.

4👍 65👎

Sounds Like Hell

An expression of disgust.

Person 1: What’d you do last night?
Person 2: I drove down to Pooler to check out the rave in the old Crispy Chix warehouse down on Tater Peeler. Steve was there in LED JNCOs and spinning a burning Poi Ball on a chain. We danced to DJ Freeze remixes and then Shev gave me a windmill. Tami passed out on the turntables after doing a sick Weave and Corkscrew. I woke up this morning with a Vick’s inhaler up my butt and a Kraftwerk song in my head. It smelled like hell.
Person 1: Man that sounds like hell. Spin that Frankie Bones.

Person 1: Man, I just went to subway to get a Mernaise Footlong from Plumer and Basil and I picked up the newest 11th Hour. Terry n Krystal are in The Seen at Retrievers doing body shots off of Dirty Rick!
Person 2: That sounds like hell.

4👍 5👎

Firey Cone of Hell

A Cone so packed no mortal man can conquer, leaving a trail of blazing wake in your eyes and throat. Shearing the mere parts of your human soul.

John- Dude, I think I just had a Firey Cone of Hell.....
James- Oh yeah?

6👍 10👎

Bat out of Hell

The act of fisting a girl while she is on her period. When you are finished fisting her, you pull out your hand spread wide open like a bat leaving the gates of hell.

I had my period last night and Gary decided to fist me. I thought it was weird, but then he pulled out his hand and screamed "Fly, Fly away like a bat out of hell!!!!!"

36👍 96👎