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The living god, first man too lose his virginity, has amazing Fifa ability. Rumours go around that he can kill you with his looks, his jaw line is know throughout high school as one of the greatest, super intelligent and is one of the most complete guys ever born. He raises the bar in everything he does. If one man could win a reward for being the perfect man it would have to be JAMES MILNER, will Howe 2nd though.
Wow will Howe got top 100 again, what a stud.
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
The question that has questionned the chess world, asked by Andrea Botez to Magnus Carlsen in the FIDE world championship 2021.
Andrea Botez: I've been dying to ask you, how does the knight move?
Magnus Carlsen: *laughs* That's a good question, it generally moves like an L and sometimes in blitz games it can be very unpredictable.
Andrea Botez: Thank you Magnus only you can answer my question.
Oh really? How'd you figure that out!?
Hym " 'We know how to make AGI now' he says! How'd you figure that out!? 'We DIDN'T! The greatest mind who has ever lived did it for us on urban dictionary!"
Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.
“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”
the word will not exist anymore therefore thats how a website will die.
me: bro But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
John: we cant let the word phase from existence!!!! or the website will die
please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck
Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome