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To have had sex with someone. There are two connotations associated with this term; the first implies that the person with whom you had sex was cheap and/or easy, the second that the relationship was totally casual with no strings attached. In both cases it is understood that there was little or no emotional attachment or respect involved, and that the sex was hard and intense.
See also: bang
First Guy: Mate, did you see that chick I was with last night? Turned out she was pretty easy, so I took her home and banged her like a cheap gong!
Second Guy: You lucky, lucky bastard.
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Guy 1: Mate, see that chick over there? Talk about hot! I'd bang her like a cheap gong!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a hag. WTF have you been drinking?
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Male 1: Lucy was pretty drunk last night when I left the party.
Male 2: You're telling me! She was so hammered that she said she wanted sex, so I banged her like a cheap gong.
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Used to instruct a male associate to copulate with his female companion.
"Fuck it if her parents are home; just pump her chunk!"
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when the guys on top fucking her or him
he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)
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Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...
I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...
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saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth
guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally
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1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.
2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.
0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.
1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!
2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!
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A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
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