J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip

Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!

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PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

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j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"

"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."

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J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

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j hill

werewolf

Id watch out for that J Hill hes a creep.

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j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)

Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a

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