jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

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jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.

Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.

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jack white

most beautiful person in the whole vide world. Vocal, songwriter and guitar in "the white stripes". i love him. JACK I LOVE YOU..my heart is breaking...:(

jack, if ur thing with renee doesnt work out: marry me.

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jack rolling

This is the name applied to a crime born in South Africa's townships where men gang-rape their victims in retaliation for a perceived slight.

Women in the Midlands town have been urged not to go out alone after dark due to a wave of so-called "jack rollings".

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slow jack

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.

"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."

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jack knife

When a trailer being hauled loses traction and begins sliding to the side of the vehicle that is hauling the trailer. Similar to a rear wheel drive vehicle fish tailing and losing control.

Passenger: Dude you better slow down on that turn, its pretty icy out there.

Truck Driver: You're right, I wouldn't want to jack knife and cause a wreck.

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jacking off

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

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