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when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about
did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!
Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours
Jenny was excited about 4th of July
The song that’s broke most teenagers.
Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb
An excuse for people to post Instagram photos because they’re most likely sitting at home doing nothing.
“4th of July with my fam”
An endearing soul. Julie’s horrendously loud cackle can be heard for miles, drawing in spectators and glares. Her tenacity to want and get things that would upset her very traditional Chinese parents is admirable (i.e. Rabbit tattoo on her ankle, Moose, a white boyfriend (Hi Connor!)). Even though Julie constantly needs validation for every little thing, hence why she tweets so fucking much, her company is unparalleled in unhingeness and fun. One would consider their fate as someone who associates with Julie as either a blessing or a curse. It is both. And that is what makes her so endearing–it’s hard to look away from such a cute trash fire with a degree in Neuroscience. At least for me.
Are you friends with Julie?
Yes! It's like having a rabbit as a friend.
Oh yeah? How?
She has so much anxious and horny energy condensed in a cute little baby form. You just have to take care of her and constantly check up on her or you might miss a breakdown!
Julie is a selfish and spiteful woman. She is very good at playing tricks and playing dumb in certain situations: Julie, Juilie, Jully…
Julie tricked me into buying a new car.
Julie is Norwegian for “soft fingers”. It can be used when someone’s fingers, are soft like banana and avocado. Julie is not a positive word and should not be used.
Boy: let go of me! You have julie.
Girl: I used too much hand custard, please let me hold your hand.
Boy: no.
Girl: but I love you.
Boy: ew. I don’t want your julie to infect me too!