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The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)
(11/6 get the sticks)
Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.
A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.
Person 1: Who's going up next?
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
a horrible person who is part of the boisss and is a pathetic ,homophobic ,self obsessed dick
Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life
Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew
Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today
He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao