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Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

by coolguy123412 May 30, 2022


matthew

a guy who confuses korean and japanese

matthew just confused two completely different languages without noticing

by summend3bi November 14, 2021


matthew

terrible at rocket league

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league

by May 5, 2023


Matthew

Matthew is kind a loving. He love shis girlfriend so much he cries when he might lose her. He can be a bit dramatic. But eh is still funny,nice, and cute. He is very smart and independent.

Girlfriend: *throws its back*
Matthew: OH FRICK NAW *yeets her acroos the room out of camera*

by Xxxeditzxxx November 18, 2020


Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 6, 2018


matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023


Matthew

A homewrecker

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew

by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019