Man-meat

1.(n) The male penis (not the female one).

-See Cock.

That Man-meat is huge! You must be Justin.

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Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

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Meat Truck

A compliment to shout at sporting events when a team member or player has done something extremely extraordinary, and deserves praise.

( Sophie hits the rounders ball over the ops of every fielders heads. )
" Run you Meat Truck - Ruuuuuunnnnn - Meat Truck un dun dun Meat Truck !!!!!! "

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meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

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vagina meat

This term refers to the beefy area around a woman vaginal opening, extending from the crease where the thighs meat the torso up to approximately two inches below the belly button.

A man was going to go down on his woman, but her vagina meat was all harry and nasty.

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meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

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meat sweats

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.

Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

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