this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
typically known as the prostate to gays
Thrust into my ass heart, daddy.
Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
When your first encounter with the opposite sex or same sex (if your that way incline) is so intimate, that the first sight of that person would give you a 'Heart Attack'.
Guy 1: "Damn, whose that chick!?
Guy 2: "Oh Olivia Munn?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's giving me a heart attract."
Guy 2: "Pls."
Kayla (white heart emoji) is one of the most beautiful humans you will ever meet in this lifetime. She holds passion, knowledge, beauty, kindness, & love. Kayla (white heart emoji) is a perfect little baby princess and no one can ever say otherwise, there is said to be an enby that is obsessed with her.. in the most healthy way possible of course. Kayla (white heart emoji) truly brings out the best in you, she will push you to be a better human on a daily basis. However she is not to be messed with because she’s a Scorpio and you just don’t fuck with scorpios.. period. Kayla (white heart emoji) is one of a kind and if you ever find that your path crosses with her be sure to never take her for granted.
Kayla (white heart emoji) is the hottest woman alive.
Kayla (white heart emoji) has said enby above whipped asf.