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The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and has moodswings 24/7 likes bass is very sexy and a lot of niggas are scared of him
You can never be like jordan my nigga
A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
Damn nigga you can never be like jordan
An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.
Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”
Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.
#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”
Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”