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Ask your crush out day and no matter what they have to say yes
Tom: hey it’s November 2nd
Jack:ok and
Tom:it’s ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
Jack: Ok BHHHET
On November 2nd is the time of year to bring ur little friends and also eat things too! ;)
the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .
Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!
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No nut November: a holiday celebrated all month.
No nut November rules:
1 you can’t nut
2 no masturbating or sex of any kind
3 boners and porn is okay
4 wet dreams are okay but if you nut you lose!
5 no nut
Girl: “wanna have sex?”
Guy: “sorry it’s no nut November I can’t have intercourse”
Girl: “okay”
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National kiss a soccer boy day
the soccer boys are so cute!! Its November 5 which is national kiss a soccer boy day so i gotta pick one.
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The day where your boyfriend has to be your slave for the day and can’t get mad at you
Boy: I’m not getting the chips!
Girl: it’s November 14th tho
Boy: *has to get chips*
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*gf receives paragraph* “aww what was that for”-gf “its November 1”- Bf
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