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Jeez-o-pete

A G-rated Michiganian exclamation. Presumably related somehow to Jesus and Saint Peter.

"Jeez-o-pete! I can't believe I spilled all this potato salad on the floor!"

by Janko Raven October 3, 2004

307๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


all-o-gistics

As defined by Milo & Friends

o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)

you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2

oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)

he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)

Behold...these are the all-o-gistics!

by e73rock April 20, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cup o' cheese

Cupping your hand over your fart box expelling your noxious gasses and then shoving your cupped hand up to a friends nose for a pleasant whiff while repeating the words "cup o'cheese".

Hey Michael...did you see Jon stop scratchin his chode long enough to deliver Aneesa that cup o' cheese??? She was snarffing deep and gaggin wholeheartidly for more!

by Gergee September 23, 2011

78๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bs-o-meter

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.

When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.

by sususdio June 6, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Type O Negative

1. The greatest metal band of all time;

2. The band whose logo I have tattooed on my back.

The best Type O Negative albums are "Slow, Deep and Hard", and "World Coming Down".

by industrialfan71 April 8, 2008

151๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


so|o

a gay group of ppl that likes to sleep together after a scrim/match.....but hos is teh gayest of tehm all

by Marz August 11, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dem[o]

A really sexy guy, he attracts ht girls by his smell

mMMmmm Demo

by bill September 19, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž