Random
Source Code
Random
Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life
"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."
A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
1👍 1👎
The video game I bought my brother on Christmas that makes him fucking talk to himself loudly and swear at his opponents and use my computer where he plays on more than I do
Me:May I have the computer in the next 5 minutes?
My brother: after this round of fall guys.
5 minutes later
Me:Ok can I have the computer now
Him: 5 minutes
5 minutes later
Me:Ok can I have the computer now
Him: 5 minutes
5 minutes later
Me:Ok can I have the computer now
Him: 5 minutes
And this will continue in an unbroken chain
A 20$ video game in which victory is only possible by having luck/no skill.
Oh my fucking god I won in Fall Guys!!!
A good game that was overshadowed by Among Us
Ben: Hey Mark, remember Fall Guys?
Mark: Oh, that one astronaut bean game?
Ben: I think you mean Among Us.
Six naked men make a cube with a series of sophisticated ropes they face inward in the cube and Masturbate. This is done to ensure a thick layer of man mucus so no one is left out.
Hey Bro! wanna Go To a Guy Cube tonight? nah man I gotta study. K bro maybe next time?
Sure.