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when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
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A girl who is or acts like a slut.
"Did you see that girl dancing last nite?"
"Yeah, she was such a nail bag!"
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When ending a meeting that has already gone on too long and used up way too much of everyone's time, use this phrase to indicate wrapping up the unresolved issues to take them up later. Essentially, how you address what to do with issues left over from a meeting.
"OK people, we gotta end this meeting now. What are the issues we'll be doggie bagging for later?"
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A kooz bag is a usually a bitch to the kooz. A male who pussy whipped and doesn't have the balls to stand up to his ovebearing woman.
Josh can't come out tonight because his girlfriend won't let him. What a kooz bag!
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anyone with the first name Drew who coincidentally is a douche bag; a combination of Drew and douche bag
"Were you there when Drew booed the veterans during the moment of silence at the football game?"
"Yea what a Drewche Bag!"
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1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?
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