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1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".
2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.
3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.
3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
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A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash
Carl-sounds like a green poop
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When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
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when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
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The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.
One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.
The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.
The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"
Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
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(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
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