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1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".
2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.
3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.
3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.
One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.
The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.
The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"
Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."
"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!