Random
Source Code
Random
The state your hands are in after a wank
Post Wank Hands
3👍 3👎
A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.
He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.
10👍 18👎
Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”
Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.
4👍 5👎
When, after loving Family Guy, you realize that family guy in fact suck shit and you begin to hate it.
Dude, you still watch this? I am so Post- Family guy!
10👍 19👎
a post hardcore kid is an emo kid who hates other emo kids. they refuse to believe that they themselves are emo even though they adhere strictly to the emo stereotype
Post hardcore kid 1: OMG that guy is such an emo fag
Post hardcore kid 2: yeah he even has the same shoes as you...
44👍 117👎
Self righteous, ray ban wearing, hair slicking, elitists in a music scene, who see themselves as superior to everyone around them. Generally, they don't play in bands, or if they did it was several years ago and they are resting on the laurels of their mediocre success. See everyone around them as inferior and fake, despite the likelihood that the people they are targeting are more genuine than the Post-Hardcore Kid. The kind of pompous shit heads that taint music scenes.
Post-Hardcore Kid:
You don't like (insert band here) you're a fucking poser
Kid:
Uh ok
10👍 21👎
When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)
I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.
2👍 2👎