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April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or
2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.
In the kitchen.
Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"
Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."
Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.
john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"
The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy
Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !