purple monkey dishwashers

Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact

Purple monkey dishwashers

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shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

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purple dhiarrea

weed that burns purple and messes up your head seriously

yo dawg you got tha fire? im feelin in a smokin mood tonight
NAH MAN I GOT THAT PURPLE DHIARREA

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granddaddy purple kush

when your dealer says your weed is "granddaddy purple kush," he means i'm an idiot and don't really know what type of weed it is. There is no such thing. It could be Granddaddy purple or purple kush, but not both.

"yo i want some granddaddy purple kush" "what the he** is that?"

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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

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Purple headed warrior

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

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Purple lies

Lies of which are purple

Why must you make up purple lies!

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