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After a disappointing sexual performance, a guy or a girl gets another chance at redemption.
Girl: "Hey, you were like Ron Jeremy tonight! Not a "two pump chump" like last night! Great sexual mulligan!"
When somebody mixes the cum of two or more men in her/his mouth. Blended semen of two separate me inside one same mouth. The product of separate cums combined into one inside a mouth.
"Sexual Yogurting" = the act of mixing two different cums from two or more men in one's mouth.
Dean- "Hey Alicia, look who I brought. Its Julio."
Alicia- "Hi Dean. Hi Julio. What's up?"
Julio- "What's up Alicia. We were thinking about sexual yogurting someone and we thought of you."
Alicia- "I am so ready to sexual yogurt both of you."
Dean- "Sweet! We are going for it again Julio."
Julio- "Oh boy, I'm so exited."
Alicia- "Can I invite Jan, he loves to sexual yogurt too."
Julio- "The more the merrier!"
A person who has never watched porn, "played" with themselves, or done anything sexual.
"Dude, did you see that new girl? I heard she's never watched porn before, or even touched herself!" "Yea man, sea sexually pure"
Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.
It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.
the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.
After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'
Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.
((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value
When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck
omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi