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Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.
It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.
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The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.
"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."
you are simply attracted to taissa and can’t get enough of how stunning she is.
S: hey how are you?
Y: I’m good!!
S: any new thoughts?
Y: I think I’m taissa farmiga sexual.
Being straight but having a attraction (romantic or sexual) to Ryan Reynolds
Dude: Mom I’m coming out as Ryan reynolds sexual
Mom: I’m proud of you dear
Dad: You really are my son
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU- someone said as they talked to Rick Assly(spelled wrong on porpus) they only had eyes for him. They only wanted to fuck him
IM RICK ROLL SEXUAL FOR FUCKIN RICK ASSLY
the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.
After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'
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a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck
omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi
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