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Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016


social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015


Socially Transmitted Disease

Annoying Things That Spread Socially. Things That A Lot Of People Constantly Do, Due To Others Doing It, Like An Annoying Trend. A Socially Transmitted Disease (STD) Usually Are Overused Words, Jokes, Phrases, Sentences, Statements, Memes, Trends Or Actions. Socially Transmitted Disease Usually Die Out Very Quickly And Everyone (Including The People Originally Spreading The STD) Hate Anyone Who Spreads The STD After It's Died Out.

"Everyone Recently Keeps Repeating The Exact Same Annoying Phrase, Thanks To This Online Trend. It's A Socially Transmitted Disease."

by McJackAck May 14, 2023


social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013


Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.

Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex

by Jeff_Hiscock March 11, 2019


social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 9, 2016


Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013