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When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.
Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"
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For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is
Damn, Russia's Special Military Operation is surely going badly this past few weeks!
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A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
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After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.
Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.
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A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
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Meaning to consume large amounts of food in one sitting. Causing massive thighs or hips that may look as if they are about to erupt
Jim: "I went and ordered a Ms. Watson Special today"
Bob: " what in the hell is that"
Jim: "641 Double cheeseburgers, 243 Medium fries, and about 198 gallons of fountain drink"
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