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When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.
Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"
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For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is
Damn, Russia's Special Military Operation is surely going badly this past few weeks!
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A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
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After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.
Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.
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Australian slang term for a hot and wet thunderstorm during the summer months. These thunderstorms hit almost exactly the same time (4pm) every day during the october/november period.
The storms and terminology have fallen out of use recently due to the evil boogeyman known as "global warming"
"Is that thunder?"
"Ya, it's 4 O'clock"
"4 O'clock special then?"
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An adult beverage created from one 40 oz. of beer, preferably malt liquor (Olde English 800, aka O.E. aka a forty aka feezy) and fortified wine such as MD 20/20. An adult above the legal drinking limit should drink his 40 to the top of the label and then fill the bottle back up to the top with MD 20/20. Flavor choice is determined by the drinker's palette.
We could drink 40s, but let's take it up a notch and make Santa Barbara Specials. You bring the Mad Dogg and I will bring the O.E.s.
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