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United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.

I live in the United States because it's awesome.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022


The 51st State

Canada according to Donald J. Trump.

Trump: Canada will be the 51st state of the United States and Justin Trudeau will be the Governor of Canada.

by nb21-rz2k December 24, 2024


State Cheer

When a female post on every social media they have.

I can’t wait to go to state cheer

by Bob jenny March 19, 2021


STATE OF FACTOR

A LIFE SCORE 0...9 we

A political position in the world

A digit or character in series where there is variation but there is a clear DOMAIN AND RANGE where there is never a REMAINDER.

SUMMATION (POLYNOMIAL)

A PEDOPHILE is a big ZERO in the STATE OF FACTOR.

MALAYSIA and SINGAPORE are 18 (666) in representation in the world countries in the STATE OF FACTOR.

16784 has the various SETS and each are unique in value for the STATE OF FACTOR of each adds up to no remainder.

367 is PERFECT as really a NEW YEAR does not start until after holidays JANUARY 1 AND JANUARY 2 as the STATE OF FACTOR.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 22, 2021


The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.

Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.

by JaloPP May 1, 2022


Michigan State Shot

Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.

Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!

Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.

Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??

Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.

by Sparty311 April 30, 2013


state street steamer

When a geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon an unwilling middle age participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the geriatic and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.

The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon my delicate and bountiful chest meats.

by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024