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The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.
What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?
Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures
To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures
To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.
"i got molested by a cow fapper"
"damn that sucks ass"
A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
A term recently coined for Battlefield 2. Squad Members constantly spawning at their squad leader. The squad leader reamins hidden while the rest of the squad go attack, die, then spawn on the leader then go attack again.
Theres a spawn cow behind our flag