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During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it
Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard
"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.
The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.
A dog named Cheese, who makes noises like a cow. The breed is a Rotten Hound.
it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies
what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow