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The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.
Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.
Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?
John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
Mercer Island is full of rich white kids who do not know there place in this world. I hope you see this rich while kids of mercer island because you most likely do crack so bye.
Mercer island is a lovely community full of rich white/ Asian kids
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.
"I'm going to show you the Fire Island tonight, ho"
A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
the act of putting one anal bead in your butt and putting the other in your partners butt and run away from eachother causing one to pop out who ever has theres still gets 7 years of good luck
me and doug rhode island wishboned last night and im still sore