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The self driving red SUV that accidentally steered itself through a line of parade participants, including little kids and dancing grannies.
Today's News: "The waukesha monster doesn't exist. Nothing to see here, go back to sleep."
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A Girl Of The Sluty Kind. With A Monsterous Additude. She Think She All That, But Aint. And She Is Known As A Hoe, At Schools She Dont Even Go To.
Girl: You See That Chicka In Firstt Period, Wit Tha White Shorts?
Boy:Hells Cheaa!
Girl:She Be Some One Kinda Slutness Monster.
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a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.
God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.
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When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.
Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?
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40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?
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Really good tv show about a stuffed monster that when you took his hand cuffs off came to life and ate garbage. It only lasted 13 episodes.
My pet monster is a monster of a friend
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Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.
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