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Noah is the definition of a Minecraft player that gets salty whenever someone says he sucks.
Guy: Hey Noah u suck at minecraft
Noah: STFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.
noah why are you so obsessed with him.
-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)
Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
God dang, Noah's here. He's going to make everything worse
Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
"Hi I'm Noah"
Everyone in the world: "shut the fuck up Noah"