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Arizona State University

The most amazing party school to exist in arizona, and ranked 6 amongst the top 10 party schools of 2010 according to Playboy. The University of Arizona did not make the list, enough said about them. Thursday-Sunday = pool parties, ladies, studs, alcohol, more of that alcohol, some more, then a few more chugs. Monday-Wednesday recovering from your weekend as well as the possibility of attending a few classes. Long story short ASU is the shit.

Arizona State University is not located near Tucson. You should be clear of all STD's, Boredom, and T-locs. Enjoy your stay and "sorry for partying".

by hbombz April 17, 2010

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georgia southern university

a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too

Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.

by Chamberlain December 17, 2004

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Eastern Michigan University

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.

School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"

by EMUROX August 18, 2011

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washington state university

washington state university...
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)

"fight fight fight for washington state! ..."

washington state university is bomb.com

by $#^#%yf June 26, 2007

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Texas Christian University

Texas Christian University is a private university located in Fort Worth, Texas. Home of the Horned Frogs, and LaDainian Tomlinson, aka the best football player in the history of EVER!!!! Bob Schieffer, a popular journalist, also attended TCU. The school colors are purple and white. Basically, the best private Christian school in the state!

Jenna: I went to Dallas Baptist University!
Kasey: Man, really? Nobody goes there. If you want a good Christian college, you better get your butt over to Texas Christian University!

by hey lee! September 16, 2007

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Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

by Peter McAllister April 1, 2007

761๐Ÿ‘ 555๐Ÿ‘Ž


Northern Arizona University

The coolest University known to Earth! Three words...high altitude training!

ASU "student":
Dude how come you can out drink me?
NAU awesome person:
Cus I go to Northern Arizona University the coolest college known to Earth!

by xpartygonewildx April 18, 2007

150๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž